|Happy birthday to me!|
Did I get AG gifts? I did. Buddy Girl got me a designed shirt, I got me Kit and Julie's Meet stuff, and my brother got me egg chair Egg Chair EGG CHAIR EEEEEN~ which is so going to get the shit reviewed out of it. But enough about me and my age no longer being a perfect palindrome but still being a pretty number. I know you can't live without me shitting on/praising/cockeyeing everything AG comes out with so lemme get on with it.
Normally the AG Holiday Blowout comes through in early to mid September to give you several months of "but I want it I need it i really like her mane!" before the holidaze hit. We are also overdue for a new moddie meet outfit cause it's been like, two years of this current set. But this year was the rise of BeForever and the Glory Therein, so maybe next spring or summer. Come on AG, we're due and I'm tired of looking at the outfit we've got right now. They didn't release much, but it's enough to go on.
Time to tear this shit up. Fuck the Bitty Shit.2 You know the drill.
Sparkly Weird WonderBread Shit: Last Gasps of Relevance
Isabelle, still holding on tight to her year and getting under my skin one last time, had two more things come out: none for doll, all for people.
|And expensive ass jewelry boxes!|
Go away Isabelle, I'm tired of you. I'm waiting to know how sad to be next year.
Holiday Wear and Moddie Stuff: This Year, It's Not Red!
Now to the bulk of my babble: The new moddie shit. Time to get your holidays on!
|Blue and shiny!|
|So that's where the sleeves are.|
|Silver, sleeveless, there.|
|I'm dreaming of a fug Giftmas.|
|Bright pink sleep wear.|
|Watch out for that tree. The impact might kill yah.|
|Life in Equestria right now is very pink.|
|Jingle Bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.|
|Budweiser horse ahoy.|
|For all your riding and praising needs.|
|Basic black flats? Praise the gods!|
|Let it fug, let it fug, can't hold it back anymore.|
The pale glows bright on the bodice tonight,
not a brown girl to be seen,
a kingdom of light doll privilege
and it looks like I'm the queen.
The pin broach thing. The odd Elsa looking rip off. The fact that this has a pale toned upper bodice underneath, thus making it look terrible on any non-light AG doll. At AG Seattle they had it on a dark doll and I just fell out. No, no, no, just no. I'm going to make my own Elsa dress and it's going to be cute and I'm going to put it on Kanani. So there. This outfit can get out.
And so, that's the last of the AG '14 Releases. Now to spend the rest of 2014 doing more reviews, complaints, backstory, surprises, book babbles, and cute things. And to see how dissappointed this next GotY will be. Are we getting a Connect Four of White Doll Fail? We'll know soon enough.
1 And Tuesday was my dad's 63rd. So I had to deal with Emo Neth is Emo.
2 My anaconda don't want none unless it's full sized, hon.
3 Yes, I know they're plastic. But I flinch instinctively.
4 Which it was at AG Seattle.
5 That reminds me to work on my novels.
6 You even had that pretty flucked up Snowy Chic Outfit that wasn't quite alike but still bad.
7 Until they like attractive people. Then they like horses and people.