|Dump Tenney, Buy Gabby.|
This release includes some BeForever, Truly Me stuff, Wellie Wishers, Bitty Baby Shit that I don't fux with, and Those Two Damn White Kids. And if you don't like me calling them Those Two Damn White Kids, then you are on the wrong fucking blog, not even sorry to tell you the exit is available for you to go through. This place is for my opinions, and my opinions involve hating Them Two, and the fact that I manage to edit even a single fact about Nogan The Face And Spotlight Thief on the AG Wiki without leaving "reason for edit" as "FUCK YOU AND THE DRUM SET YOU RODE IN ON" is a testament to my goddamn professionalism on that project, heaux and foes. So you will give me this or you will eat unpleasant ham and catch a butt boil right at the top of the crack of your ass. I'm that bitchy woman your momma warned you about.1
Take the cut.
BeForever: Sun, Fun, and Books on the Run
A couple of outfits and accessories came out for the BeForever Crew--and there's more than a problem with the fact that DeeDee, Kaya, Josefina, and Addy got nothing. Like, I know Addy is likely not long for the Vault2 but could you be less obvious, please. At least Josefina and Kaya recently got some stuff, and DeeDee isn't even a year out, but c'mon son. Sam also didn't get a thing but I don't wanna hear shit that bitch had an ice cream parlor and a gazebo. At least I'm a sucker for the new stuff.
|Julie reminds you of her decade.|
|Take a bath! Wash yo'self! Well, take a shower! And maybe a nice sit down with a book.|
|BABY SOFT PERFUME GIMME.|
|She lives on the beach, she needs a swimsuit.|
|The games are not rigged. At least here.|
|Now that's a play set we can all enjoy!|
|Hitting the nine links.10|
|Putt-putt. (Filler image for now.)|
|All the Felicity that's Fit for AG Seattle.|
Hey y'all remember how I said that Felicity is only at the Flagship stores? That's LA, NY, and Chi-Town. Do any of those say Seattle? No they do not. So I can't and won't give you feels on her new outfit and underthings until I take pictures in Chi-Town, and that's that.11
But AG Seattle does have the books: Love and Loyalty, A Stand for Independence, and Gunpowder and Tea Cakes: My Journey with Felicity. You can also box set it up too. Which I did. Off Amazon. For a discounted cost and tossing in a graphic novel on sale to hit the free shipping. Look, in a moral fight between direct purchasing from a physical bookstore12 instead of fucking with the behemoth that is Amazon and saving ten dollars on books that I technically already have two copies of already, I'm saving ten dollars and waiting five to eight business days. I'm too poor-raised and money-cheap to have every financial standard in my life be about fighting the system13 and there is no ethical consumption under laissez-faire late stage capitalism anyways so.
|It is a mystery.|
Tenney Grant and Logan Everett: Those Two Damn White Kids
|my displeasure is massive.|
*points to the post right before this post for a reminder that I hate these two and like WonderBread I will never shut up about it*
*groans a third time for good measure*
Fine, I'll start talking about their things but I won't like it and you can't make me and she's getting called Tenney-Sue and he's getting called Nogan and that's that, they squished Gabby's section to let these two in and Tenney-Sue swiped her earrings. My rage is so there forever.
|Beddy and petty.14|
Tenney's Golden Retriever: The last non-jointed pet I bought was Bo. This changes nothing.15
|Pinch, poke, you owe me a coke.|
Tenney's Stage and Dressing Room: ... No this bitch did not. She did not get a fancy ass two-side playset with a guitar stand and an amp and vanity and dressing robe and gel inserts for the spotlight and a mirror and motherfucking grapes and Gabby didn't.
Oh wait, she did? They gave her an actual large playset and told Gabby to go pound it with a mirror and stockboard backdrop? Fuck you.
Tenney's Banjo: First of all I can't even look at a banjo without Dueling Banjos playing in my head.16 If I eventually bother with any of her instruments this would be the one, even before the guitar. Tina can play that too. Tina will be my musician.
Logan's Meet Outfit: I don't have enough fingers to flip Nogan off. He's wearing a plaid shirt, T-shirt that says "Play It Loud," jeans, tennis shoes, and boxer-briefs. Outfit is nowhere near as obnoxious as the Kenny-Nogan it's on. Someone steal his entire outfit for my butch girls and throw him out the window.
Logan's Rhythmic Drum Set: Like hell I'm paying that much for being in the doll-drums.17 Also it's missing the tom-toms and hi-hat. It's not a two-piece or a three-piece from what I can tell. It's a hybrid of fail. Drums should be closer to real for that much. And also not be associated to face-stealing bastards.
|Ground snacks and lace shorts.|
Tenney's Hat and Necklace: Wait I have to buy the hat and necklace separate? For 18 bucks? Screw that I'll make my own picnic hat! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the picnic!
Tenney's Picnic Set: So apparently there is a famous chicken place in Memphis? Or something. I can count the number of times I've been to Tennessee on one hand minus two fingers. Anyways, she's got watermelon, hot chicken, potato salad, stuff to carry it around, silverware and napkins, and sweet tea in a mason jar because of course she does, and I think her mom owns a food truck? My normal weakness for doll food is tempered by the fact I'm a Texas girl and I like my barbeque and fried chicken different. It'll have to be on sale and I'll have to already have gotten the banjo and spotlight outfit.
|Jaya's right there.|
I have the first two books because Costco had a bundle with a mini-doll who was immediately stripped and I put the clothes on my Madcap Mini Addy because that is how I roll.
am I done here? Am I done with Tenney-Sue? Can I ignore her for a good long time?
oh thank Oya and Yemaya and Oshun goodbye.
Truly Me: Neth Just Can't Resist A Nice Ballet Set
Just four outfits and two accessories. Well, it's better than nothing, I guess. And I like one of the four anyways.
|Easter clothes and deth baskets.|
Easter Basket: AG this is the third time you've used the term Easter basket for a moddie easter basket vary your fucking titles. The necklace gift is nice, the bunny is death left over from Kit's candy-making set, and see this is what you give a kid for Easter, not $200 worth of things like it's Springtime Christmas and you've got to impress all the other mommies on Facebook with a stack of toys so large and sprawling we can't even find the one year old in the pile of things they'll not give a single fuck about.
|Get the dog out the cooler that's unsanitary.|
|Volleyball, like love, is a dangerous contact sport.|
yes I bought it it's really cute shut up. Kira will get to wear it first, because she is the most punk of ballets. And I will update my ballet ID sets later. My weakness for tiny ballet slippers will be the end of my monies forever.
WellieWishers: Splish Splash, I Was Taking A Bath
Wellies just did a little burst, mostly based around their newest book. Time for summer! Wait it's spring. Fuck it, whatever. Let's start with the book. Oh, but before we book it? The Wellies are now all coming in the new more open front boxes that Gabby and Tenney-Sue are, and if you hate the boxes well I don't care now I can see all the outfit and shoes and the boxes are cute fight me.
|I can hear the ocean.|
Fun Fish Swimsuit and Cover-Up: Swimsuit! Dolly swimsuit! Modern dolly swimsuit I like! AG would like to think they made me out to be a liar, but it technically doesn't count they're 14 inches tall so there. The headband does nothing for me but I really liek the swimsuit, and it's an excuse to have Kendall in a mud puddle somewhere later. And afterwards she can wash up with:
Playful Garden Washtub Set: This is cuter than it should be.And it actually really makes bubbles. Even if I have to buy my own bubble solution.21 I shall endeavor to get it, then bathe my Wellies in the tub and have them have tubby time with rubber duckies and hedgehogs and take pictures and be adorablez.
Fuck. You. Tenney-Sue. Leave your shoes, shirt, and whatever else I like at the door and don't come in my house. And if you try to bring that face-stealer I'll sell you to the pagans.
|Dump Tenney Buy Gabby.|
1 So if you look at the comments on my Gabby Release Post in like, the last two weeks, you will see some primo wanking. The kind that makes me long for the days of being able to report things on Fandom Wank. Basically someone joined AGC, started acting like a total fuck who hadn't ever read the rules but thought they were special and tried to lecture us all on our Nogan Disparaging, got Modjonir'd before they could even break ten posts, and then got over here to keep wanking and wanking and wanking claiming I "needed to be taught." I ended up deleting the same fucking comment from ten straight posts, watching them act like a fuck, and then outright saying that if said wanker comments again I'm just going to delete the comments cause I don't have time for nonsense. Anyways, said wanker said that AGC has has a reputation of being really "bitchy" and claimed that we were not liked much in the fandom. Which we immediately subtitled the forums because we have more class than an university.
2 Or the Felicity "online and in Flagship stores only" life.
3 One thing not included is tampons and pads, though Julie having a teenaged sister and a mother that wasn't past menopause, she would probably have those in the bathroom. Would you like to make some? Haul the buns to American Girl Ideas and make a set. Again, I'm not about that life much in my doll play. But I'm pointing this out because the owner of the site, Rudy, said something important in the comments when some people got their permapanties twisted about this craft existing and I'm going to highlight it down here:
Some of the requests are interesting. However, if I get a girl saying she feels lonely and depressed because she has a period and none of her friends do and she wants pads for her doll, I’m crafting the pads. I’d rather help one and lose 100 people who don’t like it then not respond to something like that. Tugs at my heart strings. And when someone wants deodorant for their doll because they were made fun of for having to wear it, done. I have more heartbreaking stories that also go with my crafts, but you get the idea.And y'all know my feels on acting like an eight-year old shouldn't know what menstruation is and the items used to stop vagoober bleeding on clothes, if you've been reading the Why I'm An Outsider series. This earned a follow on Instagram and a link on my side links.
4 I'm not about that toilet life in my doll gang world.
5 I skipped the lemon. To me it smelled like cleaning product.
6 Every swimsuit I own--Julie's and Kit's, all two of them--is historical. Okay and Kanani's but y'know, Kanani. Okay and the wetsuit and I got Lea's on discount to put Kanani in--okay exceptions for Kanani and Historicals are you happy now.
7 One of my fave eps of the Simpsons is "Homer's Barbershop Quartet."
8 Tina--Valentina Bryant--is a #45 my Bae got me off the 'Bay for Giftmas. With her here now, I'm only missing one Addy mold girl in my collection. She and Gabby are dating and they like each other a lot and there's nothing cuter than black queers.
9 It didn't help one damn bit that Touchy Creepful said it was just so perfect and cute and just what a little girl should wear, and ew burn it.
10 Bae: You don't say hitting the links for going mini-golfing.
Me: Just for that you're going on my blog post.
11 Since it's been a half-year since I went to AG Chicago? I might just move my long-awaited post on that to this summer. Then I'll have better pics including DeeDee, and use some of my first-trip pics there.
12 Which is getting harder. The Barnes and Noble near my comic book store shut down. This is why I'm at the Half Price Books, people.
13 Example of that: I will shop at a Hobby Lobby if I'm near one, but I won't like it and I'll wear my pentacle the whole time; in contrast I won't fucking touch a Chik-Fil-A sandwich with a strap-on dildo unless it's that or literal starvation, I'll just make a knock off and add avocado.
14 Which I am so being right now I don't care.
15 Maya is here in jointed cat form. I like those better.
16 I heard it for the first time in like elementary school, when my 4th grade music teacher was teaching us instruments. Not from Deliverance. I just learned today it's in that at all, and it was used without permission so the composer sued the movie and won.
17 I'm punny and petty!
18 The summary of her fourth book really ramps up the Tenney-Sue because she's on tour somehow. A performance tour. For a 12 year old. Along with more will-they-won't-they be friends with her and Nogan. What Disney Movie Taylor Swift fresh hells.
19 My older sister is in a more adult but still 80s version. The 80s were a special, very ugly time. So were the 90s. But especially the 80s.
20 Look at me, playing my own games.
21 Or make it. Speaking of making things, I don't understand the appeal of turning Elmer's glue and borax into slime with like glitter and sequins and shit? When I look at my ASMR videos too many of the sand ones drifted into slime and ugh, it's the worst. Slime is so the opposite of what I'm looking for in an ASMR video. It's gloppy. Just looking at it makes me unhappy. I hate gloppy things. You can blame 90s gak for getting fused to our carpet and almost staining it. Slime is gross there I said it tell me when we're past this trend and into something else.